This is funny... kepada yang bergelar pelajar JANGAN STRESS sampai begini...

 

Sampai camni sekali mereka-mereka ini tekanan akibat peperiksaan ye... nak cakap kelakor memang kelakor.. tapi pada sama rase nak hempok je bebudak ni.. heheheheheh..kepada para pelajar JANGAN BIKIN PANAS k.. study la rerajin.. wawawaww

- sumber... rerakan emelku -

Maths - even some truths

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
____________ _________ _________

OFFICE  ARITHMETIC  

Smart boss +  smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb  boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime  
____________ _________ ________  

 
SHOPPING  MATH  

A man will pay $20  for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she  doesn't need.
____________ _________ ________

GENERAL  EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries  about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the  future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more  money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find  such a man.
____________ _________ ________  

HAPPINESS

 

To be happy with  a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy  with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.  
____________ _________ _________  

 
LONGEVITY  

Married men live  longer than single men do,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.  
____________ _________ _________   
 
PROPENSITY  TO CHANGE  

A woman marries a  man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman  expecting that she won't change, and she does.  
____________ _________ ________   

DISCUSSION  TECHNIQUE  

A woman has the  last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the  beginning of a new argument.  
__ ____________ _________ ______  


HOW  TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED  
Old aunts used  to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling  me, "You're next.."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them  at funerals.  

Frozen waves in Antarctica......

Indah kan ciptaan Tuhan,,.. perhatikanlah dengan menyatakan syukut pada yang Maha Esa...

-sunmber: Rakan emelku -

POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE

Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment

3. Don't over do; keep your limits

4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does

5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip

6. Dream more while you are awake

7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..

8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present

11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you

12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.

Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

13. Smile and laugh more

14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Community:

15. Call your family often

16. Each day give something good to others

17. Forgive everyone for everything

18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6

19. Try to make at least three people smile each day

20. What other people think of you is none of your business

21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.

23. GOD heals everything

24. Do the right things

25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change

26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up

27. The best is yet to come

28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful

29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it

30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy.

While you practice all of the above, share this knowledge with the people you love, people you school with, people you play with, people you work with and people you live with.

Not only will it enrich YOUR life, but also that of those around you.